"Cachinnate" derives from the Latin verb "cachinnare," meaning "to laugh loudly," and was probably coined in imitation of a loud laugh. "Cachinnare" is much like the Old English "ceahhetan," the Old High German "kachazzen," and the Greek "kachazein" —all words of imitative origin that essentially meant "to laugh loudly." "Cackle" has a different ancestor (Middle English "cakelen"), but is also believed to have been modeled after the sound of laughter. Simply put, this blog is full of laughs.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

A Few Thoughts On Cat Baths

"But you said you loved me!"

"You will pay, as God as my witness, you will pay."

"You call this water warm?!?"

"I don't think I like you anymore."

"You lied!"

"E.T. Phone Home... quick!"

"No, I'm not your 'good little kitty' anymore."

"Traction... I'm losing traction!"

"I want my Mommmmyyyyyyy!"

"No, no, no, no... NOOOOO!!!!!"

Monday, July 07, 2008

Amazing Home Remedies

1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct tape.

8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.