Warning! Warning!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.
On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.
On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.
On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.
On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.
On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.
On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.
On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.
On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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